YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The beer is more important than you right now.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
