we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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