Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
