Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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