Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
This couple is walking their pig around campus
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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