she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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