she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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