Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I need a burrito and a hug.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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