I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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