Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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