I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
