Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
