Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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