this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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