he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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