All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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