took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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