why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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