I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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