So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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