Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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