I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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