i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So much Jack, so little girl.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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