Its about making memories worth repressing
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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