Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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