Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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