It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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