I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
This is the high leading the old right now
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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