I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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