ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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