I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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