brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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