I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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