I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
