Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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