Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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