Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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