We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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