Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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