So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My legs feel like baby dolphins
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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