last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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