i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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