congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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