yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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