he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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