I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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