windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
