yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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