Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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