I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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