where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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